How Can I Make A Home Made Dildo With Out Buying Anything?

January 24, 2010 by  
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I use the flat side of my viberating tooth brush but its just not the same and my X broke all my other dildo’s and It’s not like I can just walk into my uncles sex shop in town and buy a dildo.
(It’s the only one near) and i can’t order one off the web becasue my mother checks all the history i mean even if i delete the history she still kows what i go on.
So please help and No flaming me. (Or bad talk back)

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8 Responses to “How Can I Make A Home Made Dildo With Out Buying Anything?”
  1. javier says:

    You say your ex broke ALL your other ones? How did you get those in the first place?
    Hasn’t every girl discoverd the power of a good shower massager or bathtub nozzle?
    If you want to order one, there are many computers you can use other than the one at home.
    If your uncle owns a shop, ask his wife or gf. If he does not have one, go ask one of your friends to go in and buy one for you.
    If you are too embarassed to ask a friend, explore the foods and other things in your house and experiment.
    There are too many holes in your question for me to think this is an honest question. If it is, I apologize and hope some of these posts can help.
    Happy Hunting!

  2. Little Joe says:

    If it’s not made to go in there, you shouldn’t use it. It’s probably going to end up cutting you or damaging you in some way. If you can’t order one, and you can’t buy one.. how did you get all the others that your ex broke? Ask a friend to go buy one for you at your uncle’s shop. He can’t have the only shop in town anyway. And if you’re old enough to shop at a sex store anyway.. then who cares what your mom thinks? You aren’t using her money and you’re a grown woman… unless you’re really a minor.

  3. SLAYERFA… says:

    A zucchini would be good, about the right and cheap. And the squash could be used in a stew. Then get another one. Go to the market and go through the bin, pick the one that is the right size and shape.

  4. coorj says:

    first off if your uncle has a sex shop he would be the first one to understand the importance of a good dildo. and some how i think he cant always be there.and theres always having a friend get it for you or letting you use there mail box…

  5. Moop says:

    Vegetables. Carrots, cucumbers, etc. Shower massager.

  6. Pat says:

    Oh dear ! quite odd situation for you. Can you not go to any other shop ? or order online and ensure that use some simple trick to delete the Internet history ? But please do not use any mechanical objects , they may hurt you. You can use water jet , Cucumber , fingures etc but that will not be as effective as vibrator.

  7. luismmd1… says:

    “and i can’t order one off the web becasue my mother checks all the history i mean even if i delete the history she still kows what i go on.”
    No offense, but if your mom still figures out when you order something, how will she not notice this post?

  8. modelmec… says:

    how old r u ?

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